Feralina AI · Brand builder for nice girls with a killer instinct
Looks like a nice girl.
Invoices like a hitwoman.
Feralina is your personal AI brand builder, made from my genius. She helps you build a brand that says exactly what the fuck you want to say. Because that's what sets you free. And every woman watching you do it.
$97 a month · Day 1 takes about 60 to 90 minutes
BILLED TO
The little voice in my head
Terms: due on receipt. No discounts for "exposure." Late fees payable in groveling.
PAID IN FULLWho she's for
The modern femme fatale.
You look like the nice girl. You were raised to be her. Polite, agreeable, the one who brings snacks.
But under the manners lives a woman with an unhinged sense of humour and a killer instinct. And a brand idea that's been waiting, very patiently, for you to stop asking permission.
Feralina is for her. She's been expecting you.
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
Katharine Hepburn
Then let's have some fun. Feralina knows which rules were made to keep you small, and she's going to help you break every single one of them. Tastefully. Mostly.
The rules we break
What they told you. What Feralina tells you.
"Be likeable."
Be unforgettable. Likeable is for houseplants.
"Don't talk about money."
Put the price on the page. In a big font.
"Keep it professional."
Keep it yours. If you swear, your brand swears.
"Niche down."
Niche down until you're dangerous, not until you're boring.
"Wait until you're ready."
You were ready three ideas ago.
"Don't be too much."
Be exactly as much as you are. The right people want all of it.
About that voice in your head
Ten percent of the noise.
Ninety percent of the volume.
You know him. The irritating little voice that moved into your head years ago and never paid rent. He interrupts your best ideas, explains your own genius back to you, and asks if you're sure. Every. Single. Time.
So you soften it. Shrink it. Save it for later. And the thing only you could make never gets made.
Feralina hands him his coat. Then she locks the door.
HIS GREATEST HITS
Why it matters
Say what the fuck you want to say.
That's what sets you free.
When one woman says it out loud, ten more realize they're allowed to. Every time you were talked over, underpaid or told to be smaller, you stored a little rage. Good. That's raw material. Feralina helps you turn it into a brand with teeth and something that fucking matters to you. Your brand isn't just marketing. It's a permission slip with a price tag.
The difference, in one line
ChatGPT will agree with you.
Feralina won't.
Most AI is a golden retriever in a blazer, thrilled by every idea you have. Feralina is the friend with taste and a slightly evil laugh who says "babe, no," then helps you find the yes.
DAY 5 · YOUR GENIUS PRODUCT
Illustrative conversation
How she works
It's like my genius by your side 24/7 & even more feral tenacity.
My method, in seven days.
She walks you through my Brand in a Week build, one day at a time. Day 1 takes about 60 to 90 minutes, and you can pause anywhere. Go plot something. She'll wait.
My standards, in every answer.
One question at a time. She pushes back on anything vague, copied or underpriced, and you workshop together until it sounds like you, bone-deep.
Your Brand House, saved.
Every decision lives in one place. No more "wait, which Google Doc?" When it's time for visuals, she hands you my Genius Prompts to use in your own ChatGPT or Perplexity.
The seven days
From genius idea to brand and business.
Define your genius
Your niche, voice, name, offer and a tagline that isn't vanilla.
Make it look like money
Your colours, fonts, imagery, product mockup and first webpage.
The taster
A freebie that makes your leads thirsty for your genius.
Your social media plan
Your profile, your posts, and auto-DMs so you never chase a comment again.
Build your genius product
Workshop it until it's legendary, then build it.
Your story, your price, your shop
Your why, a price that pays you, your Lemon Squeezy shop and your brand sheet.
Launch, loudly
The words, the posts, the stories, and the rules for showing up without burning out.
Things Feralina will say to you
Lovingly. Lethally.
Illustrative of Feralina's tone. Her actual replies depend on what you bring her.
Feralina is for you if…
She is not for you if…
Why Feralina
Feral: wild, untamed, gone back to her true nature. Ina: all woman.
Good manners on the outside. Wild on the inside. Sound familiar?
Questions
The honest fine print.
Isn't this just ChatGPT in a nice dress?
The dress is gorgeous, thank you. But no. Feralina follows my Brand in a Week method step by step, holds you to my standards, and keeps every decision in your Brand House. A general chatbot does whatever you ask. Feralina asks the questions.
Will she actually be mean to me?
Never to you. Only to vague taglines, copied ideas and prices that make her wince. She's on your side, which is exactly why she won't flatter you.
How long does it really take?
Day 1 takes about 60 to 90 minutes. Seven days is the route, and you can pause anywhere. Your progress is saved in your Brand House.
Do I need ChatGPT or Perplexity too?
Only for visuals. Feralina builds your brand, voice, offer and plan with you. When it's time for images, she gives you my Genius Prompts to run in your own ChatGPT or Perplexity. Feralina is independent and isn't affiliated with either.
What does it cost?
Feralina is $97 a month, billed through Lemon Squeezy. Cancel anytime from "Manage my membership" inside Feralina, and your access runs to the end of the month you've paid for.
Will Feralina make me money?
She'll help you build a brand and business set up to earn, done right the first time. Results depend on your idea, your effort and your market, so nobody can promise income. Anyone who does is selling you a fog machine.
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